#Freestyle lyrics to use how to#

Probably not the best boast Juelz Santana could have come up with, considering ostriches can't fly at all. 'Rock star, flyer than an ostrich.' ae0fcc31ae342fd3a1346ebb1f342fcb The entire song is funny, but this line is a real stand-out. There are so many things other than harpoons that actually flow, highlighting why this is considered one of the worst rap songs of all time.

#Freestyle lyrics to use how to#

I got old money, coulda bought a dinosaur.'įurther proof that Lil Wayne knows how to crack a joke. Young MC's big hit is an ode to the challenges of dating in the modern world. 'Music comes on people start to dance, but then you ate so much you nearly split your pants.' Sir Mix-A-Lot's biggest (only) hit is peppered with funny lines like this one.

'Oh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin, you say you wanna get in my Benz?'

In addition to being incredibly crass, Lil Wayne is actually also incredibly funny. I'm still around, like them Geico cavemen.' It's not entirely clear (or clear at all) what Ghostface is talking about, but it's still pretty funny. 'Scooby snack, jurassic plastic, gas booby trap.' 'Look at him, still sleeping.''Ĭracking jokes at a funeral is possibly the epitome of dark humor. 'At your wake, as I peek in, look in your casket, feeling sarcastic. Logic's good guy persona extends even into his lyrics about drive-bys. Once upon a time I brought a Super Soaker to a drive-by.' Some people always find the silver lining, according to Kanye. 'Couldn't afford a car, so she named her daughter Alexis.' One would think the first thing to come off would be the shirt, but Hurricane Chris goes straight to taking his shoes off in the club. 'It's so hot up in da club that I ain't got no shoes on.' 'She said, 'Boy, you want your cake and eat it too.' I said 'it's cake. It's a shame, really, because that means people sleep on this line. He ran away.'Įverybody thinks of the line about magnets when they think of this Insane Clown Posse song about miracles and science. 'I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco bay. I don't have any lines to go right here, so chuby Teletubby.' 'Chuba chuba chuba chuba chuba chuba chubby. Ludacris excels at coming up with punchlines like this.

'Have you ever seen crocodile seats in the truck? Turn around, sit down, let 'em bite yo butt.' In addition to eating a can of dog food, you are also illin' if you order McDonald's at a KFC, forget which sporting event you are attending, and try to hit on a girl despite having terrible breath, according to Run DMC. But homes you did not read it was a can of dog food.' You proceeded to eat it cos you was in the mood. It was salty with butter, and it was def. Will Smith's reputation as a wholesome rapper got its start with songs like 'Parents Just Don't Understand,' thanks to PG jokes about pants. 'If you don't want to, I can live with that, but you gotta put back the double-knit reversible slacks.' Will Smith, 'Parents Just Don't Understand' Despite his general persona, Kanye isn't completely serious all the time.